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[ 21:54 ] [ 19 Sep 2005 ]

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Joined: [ 10:00 ] [ 22 Feb 2004 ]

Well I have many problems...
1.) I'm an insane fan of Jerry Seinfeld. So insane that I use his name as my own. I'm not to the point where I actually think I am him.... yet.... but that's not far off.
2.) At one point I thought I was God. This was fun because I was uh... God.
3.) At my highschool the hallways are crowded between classes. I carry books in one hand. When I walk down the hallway I slide my hand from one girls ass to the next while they are bent over at their lockers. They just think because the hallway is crowded I just bumped into them

4.) I'm fracking crazy. I bought a taser on ebay to have fun with... Have fun shocking myself with a taser... aren't I screwed up.... I also attempted to buy 55 lbs. of Potassium Nitrate... Enough explosive material to destroy a building.... Luckily I was stopped by my parents and not the FBI....

5.) I think about sex too much, I like to think about it when I'm bored in class...
6.) I'm easily aroused...sexually....almost any physical contact from a female results in...you know what.... :? !ill !dodge

Thanks for making this forum... Finally I can share my problems. Those are not all, just all I can think of right now...
Don't bitch at me...

<span class='smallblacktext'>[ Edited 20 Sep : 03:06 ]</span>