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[ 20:50 ] [ 13 Oct 2005 ]

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Joined: [ 20:35 ] [ 24 Jun 2005 ]

ok.. new idea.

The U.S. gets bored and wants to blow up Pluto. So, they launch about 2,600 nukes at pluto, but on their way they get caught in Mars' orbit, fling back, and are headed straight for northern China. They realize by the first 100 nukes that the U.S. is retarded sometimes, and are like," You do not have honor" and launch all of their nukes. Then Israel, Pakistan, and India all are like, "aww what the crap. launch them anyways!" so now we got about 5,000 nukes exploding in random places everywhere, and everyone but France and Australia is dead. Then an Australian guy makes a crack about a French dude, so France launches their missles. half of them hit birds and fall back down to France, killing millions. meanwhile, the UK and Russia are like, "WTF?" and launch their missles at each other for no reason. So. Everyone but people in South America are dead. so the South Americans all launch themselves to Mars, and all die when they realize that Mars is not a jungle, and has no air or pollutants.

That is how it will all end. Because of Mars.

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