Hey guys, we all know noone is perfect, and i thought we could post whats up with us exactly. Heres Meh
Schizophrenic-I hear voices and stuff in my head, can't control my thoughts, and think things that make me really mad alot
Paranoid-I am extremely paranoid, i think the worst will happen, i DO NOT trust the government one bit, and i slip under the covers at the slightest noise because of this paranoia !alien !alien !alien
Scoliosis-My spine isn't straight. (NO GAY JOKES YOU BASTARDS)
Registered Member #75 Joined: [ 13:00 ] [ 13 Mar 2004 ]
well ok? im built like a house ,and it sumtimes scares girls,so finding a girl can be hard cause they feel intimidated by me. im a natural blonde and my pubic hair is ginger? i pull funny faces at old people and allways end up getin whacked round head by a cain!
Registered Member #10 Joined: [ 15:00 ] [ 22 Feb 2004 ]
Well I have many problems... 1.) I'm an insane fan of Jerry Seinfeld. So insane that I use his name as my own. I'm not to the point where I actually think I am him.... yet.... but that's not far off. 2.) At one point I thought I was God. This was fun because I was uh... God. 3.) At my highschool the hallways are crowded between classes. I carry books in one hand. When I walk down the hallway I slide my hand from one girls ass to the next while they are bent over at their lockers. They just think because the hallway is crowded I just bumped into them 4.) I'm fracking crazy. I bought a taser on ebay to have fun with... Have fun shocking myself with a taser... aren't I screwed up.... I also attempted to buy 55 lbs. of Potassium Nitrate... Enough explosive material to destroy a building.... Luckily I was stopped by my parents and not the FBI.... 5.) I think about sex too much, I like to think about it when I'm bored in class... 6.) I'm easily aroused...sexually....almost any physical contact from a female results in...you know what.... :? !ill !dodge
Thanks for making this forum... Finally I can share my problems. Those are not all, just all I can think of right now... Don't bitch at me...
jerry i unfortunately have #6 also i hate it, every time i get up from a class in school i have an erection and have to cover it with books !ill !dodge
well, i have a glass eye, girls get freaked out by that, and i get asked alot to take it out alot, blah blah blah. uhh, i chew way too much gum, mainly spearmint. i can and like to snap my fingers toes and neck my feet are too big for me.
Registered Member #360 Joined: [ 03:09 ] [ 04 Jun 2004 ]
i like to walk into banks, and stand in line and "accidently" bump the person in front of me, then when they look put on some black gloves and say "NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO LEAVE".