Last Month the Japanese try to retrive this mod a little bit more. They played in the at 2pm CET. At the moment the gametracker,com Server Monitorring is off. Hope soon they turn it on. The ranking seems to work.
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A little girl is digging a hole in her backyard. A neighbour come´s and ask´s "Why are you digging a hole?" Well say´s the girl, it´s just that my goldfish died. "Oh" says the neighbour and asks why are you digging such a big hole? The girl says "Because the goldfish is in you´r freaking cat!"
3 guys use the sauna/steam room to see how long each can be inside. The first one goe´s in and comes out after an hour. The second guy stays inside for almost 2 hours and comes out, gasping for air. The last guy goes in.... After almost 3 hours the 2 guys are wondering if something is wrong, The 3rd guy comes out and gasps for air... The 2 guys ask him "How in the hell did you manage to stay in that hot sauna/steam room for almost 3 hours?! Well he says. My balls got stuck between the boards...
A guy living in a town goe´s to shoot some birds in the countryside. So he drives couple hours and finds a good spot He sitts down and wait´s. After couple hours a flock of birds fly by and he shoots and hits one. He goe´s to pick it up when the land owner comes. He says "Hey! that´s my bird!" Why is that asks the guy, i shot it?! It´s on my land says the landowner After sometime of arguments the landowner says "Let´s settle this way, we kick each other on the groing and the one that makes the least sound gets the bird. "Okay" says the guy. So the landowner is first to go, he kicks as hard as he can on the nuts! The guy goe´s down without a peep, after sometime of recovery it´s his time, but the lanowner suddenly says "Naa, you can have the bird".
Little Timmy hears some noice coming from the bedroom, so he goe´s and opens the door and sees his parent´s having sex. Timmy runs away to his room. His dad noticed him seeing them having sex, so he says to his wife "ill go talk to the boy" So he goe´s and opens the room door to little Timmy´s room and sees him having sex with grandmother. What the hell are you doing says his father?!?! Timmy says "it´s not nice seeing your mum having sex huh?"