Registered Member #9 Joined: [ 21:32 ] [ 21 Feb 2004 ]
Family Guy! I woulda said the simpsons but their new episodes arent as good.
You ever sneeze so hard you smack your head on the wall or any object nearby?
Never Shall Innocent Blood Be Shed. Yet The Blood Of The Wicked Shall Flow Like A River. The Three Shall Spread Their Blackened Wings And Be The Vengeful Striking Hammer Of God!
have you ever had a cat try to jump onto your lap, but he slips and he clings to your nads and the claws go through your pants into your nads and you try to pushing him off, but no matter what you try, he won't let go of your nads because he needs stability, but he won't let go until he tears the claws out of your nads and you keep trying to get him off but he just won't let go and soon your nads are all bloody?
When a woman has an uncontrollable desire to have sex all the time at the expense of her hygiene, safety, and personal health, we call it “nymphomania.†When a man experiences the same thing, we call it “Tuesday.â€