Last Month the Japanese try to retrive this mod a little bit more. They played in the at 2pm CET. At the moment the gametracker,com Server Monitorring is off. Hope soon they turn it on. The ranking seems to work.
I got this idea off of phwonline.com (although it is very straightforward) but heres the deal: post "owned" moments that either happened to you or friends, and please, try not to say things like 'remember 9/11? LOALAOAL!!1" but anyway heres two of mine
1. The scene: Airsoft battle, me with two automatic pistols, my friends with spring pistols, 1-2, me alone. what happened:i got shot in the eye, BUT THATS NOT ALL! i smirked and thought 'this is the time to get back at them' meaning for all the stupid 'idiot friend' stuff they did to me. SO...i yell FREE SHOT and run over. dumbfounded, they don't shoot. i unload both clips into them. lots of 'WTF's and 'OMG's follow. they think it was a pouty, immature revenge for being shot in the eye, but NO, you jsut got owned.
2. i ran through the woods and tripped over a root. i did a frontflip. i landed on a pile of rocks, on my back FFS. my friend was there, along with some arsehole named 'Mike Hawk' (no joke [seriously]) Mikey, who is 15 or so at the time, me being 9 or 10, laughs at me. my blood boils, but i remain the one who got owned. Damn rocks, bloodied up a good shirt!
Registered Member #1098 Joined: [ 20:35 ] [ 24 Jun 2005 ]
okay, it was in gym,. and a kid threw a frisbee(it was frisbee golf) and i go over to pick mine up. and then i here "Look out!" and "duck!" and then, i feel a pinching feeling on my head. Boom headshot. Owned by a frisbee lol
Violence is like duct tape. If it doesn't work, use more.
Registered Member #352 Joined: [ 01:03 ] [ 02 Jun 2004 ]
In Hockey, i was a defenceman, and i was skating, and my coach takes the hardest shot in the world at the goalie, and im standing right in the middle blocking the shot with out even knowing it.. anyways i turned around facing the was my coach was shooting the puck at me, and i go to block the shot...... Well i forgot that i wasent wearing a cup that day becuase my brother decided to take it out of my bag.. So here i amLaying on the ice crying because it felt like i lost both of em.. It hert so bad you dont even know.. 78- 83 mph it was ... IT JUST FUCKIN HERT!!!
I played a practical joke on a friend and it was me that fell for my own trap.. It was at night in the woods we decided to play man hunt..and my friend pat was it, well i was setting up my trap so when he came for me i would dump a gallon of paint on him.. (this happened when i was 13) Well i climbed a tree and Here comes pat looking all around trying to find someone... well from behind this girl mellisa says boo! and boom there goes me off the branch into the groundwith the gallon of paint comming my way.. Well it knocked me out for about 20 min and i had a black eye for about a week because of the metal hitting me in the face.. but mellisa hooked up with me after that so i took her.. lol
I was riding my bike down the street and my chain poped.. So i go down the chain to put it back on and when i go to put it on my finger tip got stuck! So i yank my finger and try to get it out from the chain and it dident work it just pulled it apart.. So i pettled backwards and it came out.. My tip of my freakin finger was hanging off the the left of it.. it was gross as hell..
At the trails.. lol awsome times down there.. but i rember when it was my first time smoking pot.. and my frend goes .. hey man come on and pack this bowl with me.. well im dumb enough to do it so i smoke this bowl with him.. This shit was nuts it was hydrocronic.. and it fucked me up..
Well i hop on my bike and jus cant stop laughin.. and saying stupid shit.. But then i tell my friend DUDE MAN HIT THAT JUMP! and hes like lol i can hit it anyday and clear it.. and so he lines up to go jump it... Tim pettles as fast as he can and hit the jump... Well hit hit the jump but he also hit the tree next to it.. He got up and says omg dude my arm is broking omg!! but then out of no where.. he starts burstin out in tears and laffter at the same time so heres me laughin at tim with his brokin arm scratched up face bloody pants... lol dont smoke pot...
If i would right a story of my life, my god it would be like the best book ever from what i have seen, done, pooped out,ate,killed, shot,scared.. wow lol
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once in gym, DODGEBALL, HARD PLASTIC BLACK BALL,CONCRETE FLOOR+me=me getting hit in the face with the ball and falling flat on my ass on the concrete. i laughed my ass (or what was left of it) off in the locker room, as did everyone else
oh, revolving door in a hotel in canada+dumb american (me) = me getting my arm nearly yanked off by the door and odd looks and giggles from the tons of people inside
when this kid i used to be friends with comes up to me (hes much smaller than me) he says 'HEY FAG!' then kicks me in the shins and punches me and stuff, but i barely feel anything and i jsut blankly stare at him and he has this 'oh geez, i better get out of here' look on his face
Registered Member #1098 Joined: [ 20:35 ] [ 24 Jun 2005 ]
hahaha that last one reminds me of something...
anyway, its a kid we like to call "Fairy Princess" (hes small and weak and stuff) anyway, he starts thinking hes tough and crap, and kicks me. hits me in the side of my leg, and his foot flies back and he starts hopping around holding it. i didnt feel a thing. next time, he punches my elbow, and hurts himself again.
Violence is like duct tape. If it doesn't work, use more.
Registered Member #727 Joined: [ 10:25 ] [ 12 Nov 2004 ]
All my stories are boring and deal with computers, but I post them here anyway.
It is winter and we're having a LAN. A friend of mine comes to late to get a place in the cellar where we're all sitting, he has to be placed in the corridor (along with someone else). We're also in a house of a non-smoker and have a lot of smokers in our group. So every few minutes, one or two of the smokers go outside, pollute the air and come back in again, all with snow outside and past my friends computer. His computer looks like this (2.2 MB, I couldn't be bothered to resize it), so before long, his gpu stops working. The reason: The smokers carried snow from outside into the corridor, and since his computer is always open, it landed on his gpu were it melted. For the rest of the LAN he was trying to convince us to say to the insurance company that one of us was responsible so that they'd pay. As it turns out, his GPU is still working today and that was not the last occasion he had water on it.
Some computer power supplies have, as you know, a switch where you can choose whether you use 110 Volts or 220. In the computer room of our school, a friend of mine wanted to know what happened if you changed this switch from the european 220 to 110. The computer was not even turned on, but there was a spark, a bang and a lot of smoke and power supply, mainboard and maybe even CPU were broken. We got new computers for our school a few months later, so it wasn't much of a problem, but it was fun to watch.
At a different LAN, Henky (the guy with the snow on his gpu) and another, particularly annoying guy (small child, we all call him Interp because he's a cheater) were trying to get something done on Interps computer. I forgot what, maybe it was a crack, maybe they were trying to get the network working, but anyway, after some time Henky decided that it was required to copy a registry key from his computer to Interp's. Somehow, he fucked it up and ended up copying his entire registry over to Interp's computer and inserted it there. The computer stopped working properly and after a reboot, interp couldn't even log in anymore.
Yet on another LAN (if you think LAN's are my only social activity, you're damn right) my iBook stood close to a Coca-Cola bottle and I was quite tired. Needless to say, suddenly my whole iBook was covered in cola. It wasn't all bad, I removed batterie and keyboard and let it dry and I'm using it right now to post this post, but I was quite scared when it happened.
Registered Member #16 Joined: [ 00:09 ] [ 23 Feb 2004 ]
hahaah we were playing soccer in PE a while back and i kicked the balll way up(about 20-50 feet i cant tell) so then every1 tries to catch it and it hits someone on the head (DEATH FROM ABOVE ALRIGHT) well they didnt die they just fell over and every1 laughed
I remember this only time when I let someone other then my McDonalds boss ride with me on my scooter, its summer, its sunny and the weather is just beutful. Schoolday is just over and not a cop in sight, I thought I'd do my mate a favor and drive him some distance closer to his house. As I pass the highway(a tunnel under) and get past the license center, closer to the roundabout, I start to break. as I break, I get closer and closer to this roundabout, as I pass the place where soft objects(humans, hehe) pass, I see a car coming into the roundabout its coming from the left hand side, its white... with POLITI written in blue all over it(COPS), I move my ass backwards, pushing my friend off. I speed off and full throttle onto the road where the cops came from. I then take a left into the newly built shop named Lidl(hehe), I park at the back and run into Lidl because they have these large windows that makes me able to see out onto the parking lot Turns out after I had spent 1 hour in there that they had gone, my mate got off with a warning.
Last time he got to ride with me, my boss at McDonalds still get a ride tho
When a woman has an uncontrollable desire to have sex all the time at the expense of her hygiene, safety, and personal health, we call it “nymphomania.†When a man experiences the same thing, we call it “Tuesday.â€
Registered Member #9 Joined: [ 21:32 ] [ 21 Feb 2004 ]
I passed out drunk once (Well a few times) (ok alot of times) and got markered so bad I looked like a black guy. Another time we shaved this dudes eyebrows and colored them back, so he wasnt aware till he showered
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